I am a Bitch, and I am VERY Proud of It

Posted: January 23, 2011 in Misc, Rants and Raves
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In a perfect world we could all be nice, loving, happy people who hold hands and get along with one another. Hold on, let me find my magic wand…

Let’s face it, it’s never going to happen. I have come to that conclusion today. What other conclusions have I come to? That I am a bitch, and that I am perfectly okay with that fact.

Yes, I am a bitch. Not to everyone, but when I need to be, I am definitely a bitch. See, I’ve heard my mother labeled a bitch my whole life so I have tried very, very hard not to be a bitch. I always fight with myself about doing the “nice” thing and the “right” thing and doing what is right. Today, I’ve decided that I really don’t care. Because guess what? Being a bitch has benefits.

Yes, when you are bitch people take you seriously. When you are nice, people tend to walk all over you. Trust me, the people who I have been a bitch to in my life fear me. I have discovered that the key to being a happy bitch is finding a great balance.

I do not want to be a full-time bitch. That’s not healthy for anyone. I still want to be the kind, loving, caring and giving individual I have always been. What I have decided is that I am okay with being a bitch when I need to. I’m not going to feel bad about it anymore. Let’s face it… Sometimes we have to be bitches to protect the people we care about. There’s no sense in being ashamed of it.

So am I a bitch? Maybe I’m not really a bitch as a person, but I can definitely be very bitchy. Am I upset that people who are on my shit list think I’m a cold-hearted bitch? Not really. They got on that list for a reason.

So why am I proud to be a bitch? Here are some of my favorite quotes to sum it up:

“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.”
— Maya Angelou

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.”
— Joel Rosenberg

“Just because I have my standards, they think I’m a bitch”
— Diana Ross

“I’m tough, ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”
— Madonna quotes

  1. Maggie says:

    I wish I had the courage to be a bitch! I am one of the ones that tend to let people walk all over me, and I mean ALL OVER. You have inspired me. 🙂

  2. The real Beyoch says:

    I’ve worked for Diana Ross…..Oh! Please!….”just because I have my standards,they think I’m a bitch!”………besides being a bitch, she’s a cheap asshole too!…..She does’nt tip at all! The maid that’s been cleaning her New York apartment for over twent years has never received a tip from this ugly old ass hobag!…..All she did was screw the right people…Berry Gordy…and all she was only a drop off to him!

  3. The real Beyoch says:

    dear Maggie, just let the bitchery flow! It’s liberating…Just let the inner bitch out!…it’s fun to bitch people out!

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