If you’re thinking about moving to beautiful SW Florida, don’t. I lived my entire life near the North Shore of Chicago. Every so often there was a crime. Large crimes, like shootings and murders, shook the communities and were remembered for years after they occurred. Then my family decided to move to SW Florida. Holy hell what a mistake that was.
SW Florida. Sunshine year round. A quick walk or drive to the Gulf Coast. Pretty palm trees. Sure. Then again that year round sun brings hellish heat and humidity. The Gulf Coast is gross, often unsafe to swim in due to toxic algae or other dangerous bacteria. Walking might not be a good idea since you’re likely to be run over by an insane driver or shot by a teenager who stole a gun. Yes, this is what Lee County Florida has to offer. Do NOT move here.
Moving to Florida was the WORST decision I ever made. Lived up North. Life was never perfect but it sure wasn’t a living hell. First year living here, my daughter was raped. After a few years, my son was so hooked on hard drugs (after I repeatedly attempted to get him help, which seems nowhere to be found out here) that he went psychotic and I had to shoot him in self defense. Schools? A joke. Health care? A joke. It’s a GREAT place if you are going to move to a gated community and NEVER leave that community and you have 0 health problems and don’t have children. If you want to be near even somewhat decent health care and want to walk down the street at night without fear of being shot at or run over or you want a safe neighborhood with good education for your children, DO NOT move to SW Florida. I lived in Lehigh Acres at first. See, up north when you have wide open spaces it’s nice and quiet most of the time. Out here, wide open spaces are ghetto areas for people to drop bodies in. Not the same. At all. You’ll be confused as fuck and in a serious state of culture shock once you realize that SW Florida wasn’t what you’d thought it would be. Sanibel is decent. Napels is just okay. Lehigh and Immokalee are like SW Florida’s version of Cabrini Green. Then there’s Fort Myers which is getting just as bad as Lehigh. The people living in the so-called wealthy Gateway community will try and tell you it’s a great place. Gateway’s 7-11 has been robbed at gunpoint multiple times. THAT is their idea of great, just so you’re aware that your idea of great likely differs from theirs.
Then there is Cape Coral. I moved here after realizing what a shit hole Lehigh was and being told how great the Cape was supposed to be. The only thing Cape Coral does better than Lehigh in terms of crime is hide it better. Funny thing. Shooting happened right outside our house one night. Nothing in the news. On dozens of occasions our phones have shown a news alert involving a crime in Cape Coral and when we try to go to the link the page is dead. Someone is doing a GOOD job of covering up crime in this area (and trust me I know a cover up when I see one and this is definitely a cover up of the crime in this area).
Let’s get back to how crime is handled. We reported the rape of my daughter, who was 15 at the time, by a 26 year old man. Nothing was done. The detective who was leading the case left during Hurricane Irma and never came back. Don’t know if I should be pissed that he just left without warning or envious of him. Then a new detective takes over for him but we don’t hear from her until the guy who raped my daughter actually killed another teenage girl. Then my daughter was asked to pick him up out of a lineup. Great approach to crime control. Really. And today I read an article that crime in Fort Myers is at an all time low. If this is an all time low (which is a load of bullshit) I’d hate to see what an all time high was.
Fair warning. Don’t move to Florida. Definitely don’t move to SW Florida. Do NOT snowbird here. The natives don’t want you and you definitely don’t want to own property here. Then there’s the snakes, the bugs, the other things that I never had to deal with up north. Fuck this. We’re moving back up north soon. Because this area literally is not livable. At least not with children and DEFINITELY not if you have ANY standard whatsoever regarding the quality of the community you live in. I don’t know if it’s something in the water (we only drink bottled water since the actual water that comes out of the tap is probably deadly) or if it’s the sun getting to people’s heads, but Florida is like the third-world state of the U.S. Nice place to visit (stay right at the resorts) but you definitely, absolutely, do NOT want to live here. And for those who live there and like it and take offense to this post, you know that Foxworthy joke about there’s a redneck in every neighborhood and if you don’t know who it is it’s probably you? Well in Florida, there’s about one person who ISN’T a redneck in every neighborhood so I get your point of view but you’re fucked in the head and you’re wrong. NORMAL people do NOT WANT to live here.